tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

Just in case people wonder why I avoid certain fandoms at all costs………

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Forever in their noisy neighbours’ shadows, Canada and New Zealand have decided to form the proud nation of New Zanada.
New Zanada Is Officially The Nicest Country In The World


Forever in their noisy neighbours’ shadows, Canada and New Zealand have decided to form the proud nation of New Zanada.

New Zanada Is Officially The Nicest Country In The World

psa for anyone who follows me: i am off on holiday, and will be traveling for the next six weeks through asia and then the united states (and comic con)! likely won’t be on tumblr often, but if you live in asia, the usa, or if you’re going to sdcc and want to meet up, shoot me a message.




anyway who wants to hear the Cool Jewish Hermione theories i came up with when i was nine 

  • mr and mrs granger began to suspect something was…strange about their beloved toddler when her play-doh creations started moving of their own accord
  • at age five, hermione was playing with the hanukkah candles before they were lit. they stayed alight for eight days. and the rest of december. mr granger eventually had to flush them down the toilet because they wouldn’t go out.
  • she had her bat mitzvah the summer between 2nd and 3rd year. her temple friends were very amused at the way her red-haired boarding school friend kept poking at his borrowed yarmulke and wondering aloud where the teeth were. HERMIONE DIDN’T STRAIGHTEN HER HAIR FOR THE PARTY ~*~
  • she got homesick really bad in her 1st year, the house elves heard and started sending up a basket of challah every shabbat and made some WICKED french toast with the leftovers. don’t even get me STARTED on how good they are with kosher foods.
  • hermione prefers lighting candles with matches instead of her wand, but whenever she’s home for shabbat, her mom INSISTS that she shows the neighbors the “nice magic trick she learned at boarding school” and she’s like “mother PLEASE there are LAWS” but little rachel ackerman who lives next door, her play-doh golems look a little familiar to hermione so she agrees, but just this ONCE MOTHER


I met untitledbychoice in an airport while waiting for a flight to Israel, and we literally spent most of the 11 hour flight discussing our head-canon of Jewish!Snape. (It’s the nose!) I will for ever and ever fully believe that Severus Snape was Jewish, the end.

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Battle Cry
Imagine Dragons
Battle Cry - Single


Battle Cry - Imagine Dragons

The new Imagine Dragons track. I don’t like this one nearly as much as the song off of the “Catching Fire” soundtrack, to be honest.

Imagine Dragons
Monster - Single


I was never one for pretenders,
Everything I tried to be,
Just wouldn’t settle in

My love for this band grows more every day. Also, I was thrilled to hear them at the end of the new “Transformers” movie.

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Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

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A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.


The gif could not be more perfect in describing what just happened.

yay historical linguistics!


Oh my goodness. MIND. BLOWN. I’ve always been so ashamed of my southern accent, and I’m very good at hiding it (except when I’m drunk), but this is amazing to know. The origins of the southern drawl, y’all!

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Without fail, every single time I tell someone that I used to live in Antarctica, they pull out one of three questions:

1. Did you see any polar bears while you were there?

2. Does anything grow in Antarctica?

3. Did you see Santa?

So, let me tell you a thing or three.

There are NO POLAR BEARS IN ANTARCTICA. Polar bears are in the northern ice cap. Penguins are in Antarctica. And ne’er the two shall meet, outside of a zoo. Other animals that you’d find in Antarctica? Seals, whales, and birds.

There are no trees or plants in Antarctica. If you see a pretty winter landscape with the aurora overhead, and think, “Oh, pretty!”, what you’re seeing is Alaska or northern Canada probably. (Side-note: there are things that grow in Antarctica. Mosses and lichens on the main continent. Grasses on the outer islands. But that’s about it outside of the hydroponics labs.)

Santa lives at the North Pole. Duh.

And there you have it :D

Hi Kirsten! I love your blog and it's great to get a glimpse inside Dreamworks through your posts. But can you please remind your followers that HTTYD2 does not come out in some countries for several weeks, and it would be awesome if they could tag their spoilers?



Just reminding people again… I know some people have seen HTTYD2 three, four, five times now, and that’s awesome. But guys, please please tag your posts. 

(I understand why people say “No pirating”, but it’s not exactly easy or fair to enforce that when a movie comes out in the US in June, and doesn’t come out in, say, Japan until August. It’s the same with shows that air in the US in September, and in New Zealand in February. It’s not fair to the fans, but it’s equally not fair to everyone who works on a movie. /my two cents)