quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

I had tears in my eyes. Stunning.

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via untitledbychoice)


I camped out last night starting at 5pm and managed to get B wristband for Hall H (thanks to some of my friends for helping with that!) so we had some great seats for The Hobbit panel! Amazing!!! And I also scored an autograph session with the cast, so it was Graham McTavish, Andy Serkis, Elijah Wood, Benedict Cumface, Evangeline Lilly, Gate Blanchet, Orlando Bloom, Luke Evans, and Lee Pace! The signing was actually not great, bout that was Warner Bros’ fault. And now waiting for the Marvel panel.


mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

Just in case people wonder why I avoid certain fandoms at all costs………

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madammadhatter:

Forever in their noisy neighbours’ shadows, Canada and New Zealand have decided to form the proud nation of New Zanada.
New Zanada Is Officially The Nicest Country In The World

madammadhatter:

Forever in their noisy neighbours’ shadows, Canada and New Zealand have decided to form the proud nation of New Zanada.

New Zanada Is Officially The Nicest Country In The World


psa for anyone who follows me: i am off on holiday, and will be traveling for the next six weeks through asia and then the united states (and comic con)! likely won’t be on tumblr often, but if you live in asia, the usa, or if you’re going to sdcc and want to meet up, shoot me a message.


dontbearuiner:

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

anyway who wants to hear the Cool Jewish Hermione theories i came up with when i was nine 

  • mr and mrs granger began to suspect something was…strange about their beloved toddler when her play-doh creations started moving of their own accord
  • at age five, hermione was playing with the hanukkah candles before they were lit. they stayed alight for eight days. and the rest of december. mr granger eventually had to flush them down the toilet because they wouldn’t go out.
  • she had her bat mitzvah the summer between 2nd and 3rd year. her temple friends were very amused at the way her red-haired boarding school friend kept poking at his borrowed yarmulke and wondering aloud where the teeth were. HERMIONE DIDN’T STRAIGHTEN HER HAIR FOR THE PARTY ~*~
  • she got homesick really bad in her 1st year, the house elves heard and started sending up a basket of challah every shabbat and made some WICKED french toast with the leftovers. don’t even get me STARTED on how good they are with kosher foods.
  • hermione prefers lighting candles with matches instead of her wand, but whenever she’s home for shabbat, her mom INSISTS that she shows the neighbors the “nice magic trick she learned at boarding school” and she’s like “mother PLEASE there are LAWS” but little rachel ackerman who lives next door, her play-doh golems look a little familiar to hermione so she agrees, but just this ONCE MOTHER

NO BUT I NEED THIS.

I met untitledbychoice in an airport while waiting for a flight to Israel, and we literally spent most of the 11 hour flight discussing our head-canon of Jewish!Snape. (It’s the nose!) I will for ever and ever fully believe that Severus Snape was Jewish, the end.

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Battle Cry
Imagine Dragons
Battle Cry - Single

thisismylittlehogwarts:

Battle Cry - Imagine Dragons

The new Imagine Dragons track. I don’t like this one nearly as much as the song off of the “Catching Fire” soundtrack, to be honest.


Monster
Imagine Dragons
Monster - Single

jamsoftheday:

I was never one for pretenders,
Everything I tried to be,
Just wouldn’t settle in

My love for this band grows more every day. Also, I was thrilled to hear them at the end of the new “Transformers” movie.

(via erebores)


fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

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