It has been decided that Halloween season officially begins on September 1 and lasts until 11:59 p.m., October 31. There is far too much to see, do, taste, touch, listen to, scare, hide and/or run from to contain within the 31 available days in October.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Evil Supply Company official press release
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2nd annual re-issue: August 31, 2013 at 10:51 AM Central, USA

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3rd annual re-issue: August 31, 2014 at 11:15 AM Central, USA

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Concept art from Frozen. (source)


bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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Wow, I’m really glad that I have “Sherlock” tumblr savior’ed right now. 


fortysixthhour:

I had raspberry M&Ms in my lunch at work yesterday, much to the shock and delight of my co-workers, who had never heard of such a thing. I then had to explain to everyone in my office about all of the Truly Weird Yet Delicious flavors of M&Ms that exist.

And seeing as how I just now finished off my very last cinnamon M&M (purchased during the Christmas 2011 season), I felt as though a post about Weird M&M Flavors was in order.

(If you’ve tried any of these, I’d love to know your thoughts… I’ve tried cinnamon, raspberry, cherry, and pumpkin spice, and enjoyed all of them!)

Attention universe: there is a new M&M flavor! Candy Apple. I assume this is supposed to be an “oh look, it’s autumn” thing, although it’s still summer in Texas for another three months, and spring is just around the corner in New Zealand, so not really sure when the appropriate time to consume these might be. Spotted in Walmart, along with the White Chocolate Candy Corn flavor. (And I found a bag of Birthday Cake, which are sometimes pretty hard to find, so mmmh, chocolate overload.)



Jack Frost & Elsa the Snow Queen | FROZEN

I just found this while searching through Frozen cosplays, and it’s just so gorgeous! Jack Frost and Elsa, what a cute pairing, and such amazing cosplays!!

Jack Frost & Elsa the Snow Queen | FROZEN

I just found this while searching through Frozen cosplays, and it’s just so gorgeous! Jack Frost and Elsa, what a cute pairing, and such amazing cosplays!!


sandandglass:

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Yep. Also drive-through donut shops. And drive through pharmacies. And drive through beer stores. We are a land of fat, lazy people who don’t want to get out of their nice, air-conditioned cars to walk ten feet* to obtain whatever it is we desire.

* I should note, however, that it was 38 degrees Celsius here today, and that’s a COOL day for this city, and when it’s that hot you really don’t want to walk 10 feet anywhere if you don’t have to.

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Why is no one talking about this?

Texas politics are extremely fascinating right now. Rick Perry has been indicted. Elections are approaching. And once again, Wendy Davis is proving that she won’t take any shit, she won’t back down, and she won’t pull any punches.

Let me clarify: this is an actual ad, that is appearing on televisions across Texas right now. This ad states that Greg Abbott, who is running for governor against Wendy Davis, sided against a woman who was raped in 1993. 


vvolare:

Blood Lake in Texas - The blood red color is a result of Chromatiaceae bacteria which turn red in oxygen deprived water.

Yeah, it’s beautiful. It’s amazing. It’s actually really awful and a sign that the environment at this lake was toxic to all life. Basically there was a really bad drought in Texas a few years ago and as a result the water level in this lake dropped and this bacteria formed because there wasn’t enough oxygen. And then the entire lake ended up drying out and a lot of fish died and so yeah. Beautiful but deadly.

vvolare:

Blood Lake in Texas - The blood red color is a result of Chromatiaceae bacteria which turn red in oxygen deprived water.

Yeah, it’s beautiful. It’s amazing. It’s actually really awful and a sign that the environment at this lake was toxic to all life. Basically there was a really bad drought in Texas a few years ago and as a result the water level in this lake dropped and this bacteria formed because there wasn’t enough oxygen. And then the entire lake ended up drying out and a lot of fish died and so yeah. Beautiful but deadly.

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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

Read “The Magicians” by Lev Grossman. Not quite this, but the closest I’ve found.

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